grand slam yo (05/07/06)
That's just how it is. I did some shots of vodka before my baseball game Friday night, then brought a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade for a pre game warm up. Chugged that back as the game started, and I was buzzing quite admirably. I suddenly started doing insanely good, at least at batting. I was making huge hits, the best one of course being a grand slam. Got three runners home as well as myself, and the best thing is that it was hit in the park, not over the fence. Sure, the outfielders must have fucked up badly out there, but I managed to do it up. I've only done that once, back in the first season in a tournament that I was drunk as fuck for.
So that's the new baseball tradition, I'd say. Bottle of Hard Lemonade as a warm up, and I'll see if it's a good thing. I'd say so, judging from early reports.
Elsewhere, I'm enjoying my coveralls at work, even with the crappily spelled name. Seriously, nobody in the world actually spells their name "Micheal", but that's how so many people think of it. Fuck man. It's Michael!
I got my first paycheck a couple of days ago, proving that my new job is very much worth the effort I'm putting into it. I'm actually earning my money, which is a great feeling compared to how things were before.
A happy message from Bran:
hey!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!what aboot me you pallet jacking blondie? , lol. by the way im actually blonde now, its crazy, im never going back!!!!!the job sounds cool, i may even send in a resume when i get home. you could like.....mentor me or sonmething..haha. also, im [edited]. also i had a taste of bc again while i was in dawson creek, but then we went back into alberta and we are currently heading down to lethbridge then up the mountain line to prince george and the down again to vancouver then im done!!!!ill have some pictures of my rockin blondness... i look like a different person really.seig heil! aryan blonde!lol.anyhoogood luck at work dawg, ill ttyl.ill even try to phone once in a while too.
reuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ooup!
Fuck Dawson Creek, that place is shitt! But okay, if I do something dumb and kill my head, then Bran will run up and hump my leg, in a vain attempt at resuscitating me. Silly kid. We're all hoping he returns soon, so we can make fun of him to his face. Especially for suddenly having blond hair. And we'll make fun of Schaap for suddenly making his hair short and spikey. Now he knows what it's like to be me... low maintenance and all.
Now it's time for another happy week of work. It's my last week of these particular shifts, next week I'm switching to something else, though i don't know what. Possibly Tuesday-Saturday night shifts, so I guess I'll be doing some heavy drinking next weekend, heavier than this weekend... and right now... to celebrate. And to mourn my loss of weekends, at least temporarily. But I love it.
Meow, motherfucker.
So that's the new baseball tradition, I'd say. Bottle of Hard Lemonade as a warm up, and I'll see if it's a good thing. I'd say so, judging from early reports.
Elsewhere, I'm enjoying my coveralls at work, even with the crappily spelled name. Seriously, nobody in the world actually spells their name "Micheal", but that's how so many people think of it. Fuck man. It's Michael!
I got my first paycheck a couple of days ago, proving that my new job is very much worth the effort I'm putting into it. I'm actually earning my money, which is a great feeling compared to how things were before.
A happy message from Bran:
hey!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!what aboot me you pallet jacking blondie? , lol. by the way im actually blonde now, its crazy, im never going back!!!!!the job sounds cool, i may even send in a resume when i get home. you could like.....mentor me or sonmething..haha. also, im [edited]. also i had a taste of bc again while i was in dawson creek, but then we went back into alberta and we are currently heading down to lethbridge then up the mountain line to prince george and the down again to vancouver then im done!!!!ill have some pictures of my rockin blondness... i look like a different person really.seig heil! aryan blonde!lol.anyhoogood luck at work dawg, ill ttyl.ill even try to phone once in a while too.
reuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ooup!
Fuck Dawson Creek, that place is shitt! But okay, if I do something dumb and kill my head, then Bran will run up and hump my leg, in a vain attempt at resuscitating me. Silly kid. We're all hoping he returns soon, so we can make fun of him to his face. Especially for suddenly having blond hair. And we'll make fun of Schaap for suddenly making his hair short and spikey. Now he knows what it's like to be me... low maintenance and all.
Now it's time for another happy week of work. It's my last week of these particular shifts, next week I'm switching to something else, though i don't know what. Possibly Tuesday-Saturday night shifts, so I guess I'll be doing some heavy drinking next weekend, heavier than this weekend... and right now... to celebrate. And to mourn my loss of weekends, at least temporarily. But I love it.
Meow, motherfucker.


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was i fucking high or something when i wrote that?? lol
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